the (un)real thoughts of realbt

Cracks me up.

In other news, my heatsink fell of my cpu/motherboard on my new computer today. That is definitely not a good thing.

Why don’t people think liquid paper is funny? I mean, it has a funny name. An odd purpose. And a random variety of off-colour jokes involving white-out on computer monitors.

I think there ought be more jokes about liquid paper.

On Thursday, I received about 150ish bounces from various mail servers. Apparently someone has been spamming using some of my e-mail addresses. How nice is that? Of course, a lot of the e-mail addresses that were relayed to bounced, and ended up flooding my inbox with a bunch of crap. It was really weird.

This is a somewhat interesting and kind of funny article about a long-time SuSE user who tries to run Windows XP. Have a look …

There’s this great discussion going on on some random discussion board with posts about what would happen if The Lord of the Rings were written by other people. It’s really quite funny, and worth a read.

Inspired by some of the funny things, I decided to write my own parody. This was a LOTR adaptation of The Bastard Operator From Hell (BOFH), which is this set of very funny texts about a systems tech support person getting mad at stupid users who phone for support.

Anyway, my post, The Ring-Bearer from Hell (RBFH), can be read on the board here.